How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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