did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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