the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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