bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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