fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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