I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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