For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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