:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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