Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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