I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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