i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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