I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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