Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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