I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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