great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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