i permit you to call me
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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