Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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