Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize