My sheets look like a crime scene.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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