my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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