sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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