I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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