Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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