sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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