dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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