You're so nebulous sometimes
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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