don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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