quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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