Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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