Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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