is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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