Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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