yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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