people are starting to question the shark bite story
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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