East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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