Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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