i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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