did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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