hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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