she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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