do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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