found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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