You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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