I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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