Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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