So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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