you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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