is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Randomize
