Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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