i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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