Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't deserve a penis
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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