i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Randomize