Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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