bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
as a side note pls kill me
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