Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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