Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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