I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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