that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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