Capitaan dildo arrescate!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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