do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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